Published on November 27th, 2009 by: admin in: A - Ω, Humor
Dinner party for 8 £250 ….
Wine for guests £80…
Your parents are there,
Your in-laws are there,
Your boss and his
wife are there,
You’re all
settling down for
a nice relaxing
evening dinner ,
Then
In
Walks
The
Dog….
……
…..
…..
PRICELESS!
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Published on November 5th, 2009 by: admin in: A - Ω
Gordon Brown called Alastair Darling into his office one day & said, ‘Alastair , I have a great idea!?
We are going to go all out to win back Middle England ‘.
‘Good idea PM, how will we go about it?’ said Darling.
‘Well’ said Brown ‘we’ll get ourselves two of those long Barbour coats, some proper wellies, [...]
Published on October 2nd, 2008 by: admin in: Animals
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Should You Allow Your Dog to Lick You?
By C Swarens
Do you like to allow your dog to lick your body and your face? While some pet owners find the idea of being licked to be disgusting, others consider licking [...]
Published on September 29th, 2008 by: admin in: Animals
Where’s The Beef? B.A.R.F. Feeding For Dogs
by Bonnie Davis
Dogs are prey animals that existed in the wild as carnivores eating primarily raw meat and bones. Wild dogs rarely ate grain and that helped them to stay lean and mean. Dogs today are our beloved pets but they are still carnivores and many people believe that [...]
Published on September 26th, 2008 by: admin in: Animals
Adopting A Puppy - What You Need To Know
By Adam Katz
This was a last minute e-mail I sent to a friend in California, who contacted me only a few hours befote she was leaving to pick a puppy from a breeder she’s been researching.
(EMAIL FROM ME, STARTS HERE)
Actually, everything looks really good - for a [...]
Published on September 26th, 2008 by: admin in: Animals
Stop Dog Barking
By Adam Katz
Dear Mr. Katz,
I have a two year-old female Boxer named Amber and a six year-old female St. Bernard named Crystal. My question is regarding the Boxer, Amber. Whenever my husband and I sit down to eat dinner, watch TV, or when company comes over, she incessantly barks at us. She doesn’t [...]
Tags: Amber, barking, behavior, Boxer, collar, correct, dog, pinch
Un hombre se sube a un avión en el aeropuerto de la ciudad de México con destino a Nueva York y al sentarse, descubre a una mujer guapísima que va entrando al avión.
Se da cuenta que se dirige hacia su asiento y…lotería - se acomoda en el lugar de al lado.
‘Hola’, pregunta, ‘¿Viaje de negocios [...]
Posted 1 day, 21 hours ago
Escenario: Tienes que hacer un viaje en avión.
Año 1969: Te dan de comer, de beber y los periódicos que quieras. Todo servido por azafatas espectaculares.
Año 2009: Entras en el avión abrochándote el cinturón de los pantalones que te han hecho quitar para pasar el control, te sientan en una butaca en la que si respiras [...]
Posted 4 weeks ago
Category: A - Ω
Ha dicho la Vicepresidenta del gobierno que es indecente que mientras la inflación es -1%, los funcionarios además de tener plaza fija, tengan una subida salarial del 5% (gran mentira por cierto). Objetivo: congelarles el sueldo.
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Posted 4 weeks, 1 day ago
Category: A - Ω
