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Un hombre se sube a un avión en el aeropuerto de la ciudad de México con destino a Nueva York y al sentarse, descubre a una mujer guapísima que va entrando al avión. Se da cuenta que se dirige hacia su asiento y…lotería – se acomoda en el lugar de al lado. ‘Hola’, pregunta, ‘¿Viaje [...]

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Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was,’Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the World?’ The survey was a huge failure because of the following……… In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe [...]

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Especially for men who might need a reminder.. Women often receive e-mail warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it. This is a ‘heads up’ for those [...]

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TENEMOS QUE DECLARAR LA GUERRA A UCRANIA COMO SEA, YA! ¡Y QUE NOS INVADAN! YA NOS DEFENDEREMOS COMO PODAMOS Bookmark It Hide Sites $$(‘div.d1009′).each( function(e) { e.visualEffect(‘slide_up’,{duration:0.5}) });

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We [...]

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Dinner party for 8 £250 …. Wine for guests £80… Your parents are there, Your in-laws are there, Your boss and his wife are there, You’re all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner , Then In Walks The Dog…. …… ….. ….. PRICELESS! Bookmark It Hide Sites $$(‘div.d1004′).each( function(e) { e.visualEffect(‘slide_up’,{duration:0.5}) });

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WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not – don’t you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I’d get married again. WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (Makes audible [...]

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In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ..”British Weather..’ Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as ‘Muslim Weather.’ In other words [...]

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice [...]

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Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ Husband: Nothing. Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’ ——————————- Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’ Husband: ‘Sure! What are my choices?’ Wife: ‘Yes or no.’ Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?’ Hubby: ‘When [...]

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