One word or two
Published on November 26th, 2009 by: admin in: A - ?, Humor
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
‘How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively-
‘I would like it infrequently’ she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered
‘Is that one word or two?’
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June 26th, 2010 at 10:20 am
Hey! That was hilarious man. Mind if I share a joke with ya? I know it’s kinda silly, but oh well. Ok, What do you call a louisiana bear? Hebert! Get it? I guess not. I guess it’s just a Louisiana funny. I’ve been looking for jokes and pranks online all day man. The funniest jokes I found were kinda racist, but it seems like they are the best. I like all blonde jokes too. I found some really wild prank calls on youtube. Just search “prank phone calls” on there and that should keep you busy for like a day alone! I even found a place that tells you how to make your own stink bombs . I haven’t tried it yet, but I want to if my mom will let me. So what makes you smile the most? Do you like that show Jackass? Knoxville is so crazy! Well thanks for the laughs. I had fun!